This guy, Johnny, is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock on the front door.*
There are two sheriff's deputies there, he asks if there is a problem.
One of the deputies asks if he is married, and if so, can he see a picture of his wife.
Johnny says "sure" and shows him a picture of his wife.
The sheriff says, "I'm sorry sir, but it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."
Johnny says, "I know, but she has a great personality, is an excellent cook and lets me play golf whenever I want to!"
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