So I think im just going to make this a ongoing thread.
A lil Back ground info;
My father in-law is in his 60's
Disabled vet living in the VA (The VA sucks)
He could kill me with his thumb but chooses no too.
Enjoy!
So I think im just going to make this a ongoing thread.
A lil Back ground info;
My father in-law is in his 60's
Disabled vet living in the VA (The VA sucks)
He could kill me with his thumb but chooses no too.
Enjoy!
A. Did you know that the word "race car" spelled backward ..... still spells "race car"?
B. Did you know that "eat" is the only word that, if you take the 1st letter and move it to the last, it spells its past tense "ate"?
C. And have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in "illegal immigrants" and add just a few more letters, it spells: "Go home you free-loading, benefit-grabbing, kid-producing, violent, non-English speaking assholes .... and take those other hairy-faced, sandal-wearing, bomb-making, goat-loving, towel-headed, raggedy-ass bastards with you?"
How weird is that?
My Daughter Said….
My daughter just walked into the living room and said "Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV, and stereo, and iPhone, and iPod, and my laptop. Please take all of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then sell my new car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then disown me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to my brother.
Well, she didn't put it quite like that... she actually said...
"Dad this is my new boyfriend, Mohamed."
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[QUOTE=Vellos;579444]This is just stupid.
Sorry to offend your ivy league sense of humor...
You know I would normally try to state I have many friends that are in committed "Bi-Racial" relationships and that you just have to take it as a joke with no harm intended but I think you would be offended if he was a smurf, an older man, even a dildo.
Huh, I never said I was saint!
All I can say is I am Spanish and if my future father in law felt that way about me when I was introduced to her caucasian father I would have been crushed. Just seemed very ignorant to me.
Sorry to say TinkerinWstuff, but pretty there are rules on how far someone can say things...it's called rules and we do have them on CSC!
Actually no I would have prefered you would have said that and then I would have not assumed you took the same racist humor as your father in law. Mohamed is obviously a minority name and not a smurf, old mad, dildo....duh!
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Not to take sides, but Mohammed is actually the most popular name in the world right now...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muhammad_(name)
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2010/10...y-boy-britain/
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/new...cle1890354.ece
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ack-Harry.html
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Do not put off living the life you dream of. Next year may never come. If we are always waiting for something to change...
Retirement, the kids to leave home, the weather or the economy, that's not living. That's waiting!
Waiting will only leaves us with unrealized dreams and empty wishes.
I'm about as white looking as you can get, but my Spanish last name throws everyone off, as does when I start spouting off in Spanish. I've been glared at and stared at for communicating with my deaf friends in Sign Language, then speaking perfect English to others within a minute. I've been shunned by Hispanics, Asians, Blacks, Middle Easterners, other Whites, hearing, deaf, hearing impaired, disabled, able-bodied, skinny people, fat people, and almost everyone else you can think of.
What do I do in return? A self-deprecating joke usually calms them down and breaks the ice. I make racist jokes about myself all the time, I make fat jokes about myself all the time, I make jokes with the deaf guys about being the "outcast" in their group for being hearing, and with the hearing people about being deaf.
Laugh and go from there, I'm sure you're older than me, but you don't seem to have learned that yet, when you do your life will become a hell of a lot easier.
Sometimes you just gotta roll with the punches and go from there.
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Really? Like the guy who had the, "I'm pregnant! and kicked in the stomach" cartoon in his signature? I have a personal story of my own and could have cried foul but you didn't see me bitching like a hurt school girl.
Life's rough - get the fuck over it. If you don't like it, don't come back to the thread. Guaranteed something anyone says is bound to offend someone else.
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