ah! I now understand the rules of engagement! In that case I will let my being offended perpetuate my offensiveness and continue with the humor....
Respect and truth trump all!
I don't get lost. I explore.
Oh, do I get free rum if I offend someone every time I start a thread?
Last edited by bornwildnfree; Thu Jun 23rd, 2011 at 01:20 PM. Reason: clarity
"With every broken bone, I swear I lived."
When do I get beer?
We're gonna need a keg
on with the offensive jokes.
Q: Why don't women fart?
A: Don't keep their mouths closed long enough to build up back-pressure
Man walks up to the pharmacy and asks for condoms with pesticide
Pharmacist says, "you mean spermicide"
Man says, "nope, definitely require pesticide. The ol' lady has a bug up her ass and I'm going in after it."
1998 VFR800 Interceptor - resurrected and custom tail http://vfrworld.com/forums/5th-gener...98-vfr800.html
1999 DR650SE
Youll have to pass my free beer along to someone else unfortunately, i still have some months left
Thanks for the offer though!
1998 VFR800 Interceptor - resurrected and custom tail http://vfrworld.com/forums/5th-gener...98-vfr800.html
1999 DR650SE
I'll gladly ride down to meet you guys, all I'm privy to up here is Dave, Joel, and I just met GLOCKMAN a couple weeks ago... (even though he has lived 1 house away for God knows how long...) oh. and Greg... miss that guy. Too bad he never got to ride with me on one of the bikes that doesn't break down every ride.
MY TURN BITCHES!!!!
ARABS
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let's have a look at the evidence: No Christmas?- No television?- No nude women?- No football?- No pork chops?- No hotdogs?- No burgers?- No beer?- No bacon?- Rags for clothes?- Towels for hats?- Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower?- More than one wife?- More than one mother-in-law?- You can't shave?- Your wife can't shave?- You can't wash off the smell of donkey?- You wipe your ass with your hand?- You cook over burning camel shit?- Your wife is picked by someone else?- Your wife smells worse than your donkey ?? Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"?? No shit Sherlock!..... ?....It's not like it could get much worse!
lol, win!
Respect and truth trump all!
I don't get lost. I explore.
I don't like beer, but I'll go....this should cover everyone.
Politically Incorrect
At the Senior Citizens Center they had a quiz the other day. I lost
by one point. The question was where do women mostly have curly hair?
Apparently, the correct answer was Africa .
One of the other questions was to name two things commonly found in
cells. It appears that Negroes and Mexicans is not the correct answer
either.
I've heard that Apple has scrapped their plans for the new children's
iPod after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.
My wife told me I was no longer romantic, so I booked a table for the
two of us on Valentine's Night. Wouldn't you know it! She sucks at
snooker & eight-ball too!
There's a new Muslim clothing shop opened in our shopping center, but
I've been banned from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets.
You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles, but at least they
drive slowly past schools.
A buddy of mine has just told me he's getting it on with his
girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He
said, "Her brother's got a mustache."
Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche & mentioned it on
Facebook. I said, "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!" Next thing
I know, 4000 f.....g Muslims have added me as a friend!
Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I
said to the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in
my room is disabled." To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn,
you sick bastard”
The FBI has discovered how to weave Muslim prayer mats out of plastic
explosives. Apparently prophets are going through the roof!
The Red Cross have just knocked at our door and asked if we could help
with the floods in Pakistan . I said we would love to, but our garden
hose only reaches to the end of our driveway.
Last edited by PunyJuney; Fri Jun 24th, 2011 at 04:08 PM. Reason: Canadian
^^ so wrong but so funny!
"Don't hate me because I'm Beautiful, hate me because I'm better than you, better yet, hate me because I'm fuckin bad ass!!!"