I promised to post pics about this like two weeks ago, but I finally got them copied to my computer.
I was stuck behind this tool for the larger part of my trip up Pike's Peak. I remember he was an older guy, with what looked like very large, likely fake, horse teeth in the front. From what I could see of him he had the Butthead grin going on and some big sunglasses. He was going so slow around the corners I could have gotten out and walked faster, and of course he refused to pull over. Typical Colorado driving.
Anyway, I saw this thing from a distance and thought "Oh, it's a Toyota", but as soon as I got closer I noticed something amiss. The best part was that at the top of the hill, he parks right next to an identical black one, and two cars away from an identical red one.