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    Petition to ban Mother Goose

    I would like to propose a petition to temporarily ban Mother Goose. Not a full ban, but more of a "sit in the corner with a dunce hat on" type of ban. We cannot let this behavior continue. If we don't do something about it now, it may get out of hand, and we may not be able to do anything about it later

    Here are my 10 reasons:

    1. he has bad jokes
    2. he usually smells like margarita's and Stetson cologne
    3. he posted a spoiler to the results of a very important MotoGP race on fb
    4. I'm pretty sure no one actually likes him
    5. he stole my idea for the "get back in shape" thread (even though he did give me credit)
    6. His life is a lie, he does not have 27,000 posts
    7. he is neither a mother, or a goose, as far as I can tell
    8. he is to even tempered to be considered a "glass case of emotion"
    9. I don't believe that he really rides, his bike is way to pretty and clean
    10. he is an Asshole Nazi devil moderator out to get each and every one of you.


    I think I have made my argument clear and obvious. Further, I think with enough people on board, we can make a difference. If you feel there are additional reasons for this ban, please let them be known. All in favor, say "I".


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    Re: Petition to ban Mother Goose

    you spend too much time in Boulder...this is the real world, where publicly speaking out against authority is not tolerated...

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    Here is what Urban Dictionary had to say:
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...m=mother+goose

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    Re: Petition to ban Mother Goose

    Ironically... Here is what it says about Sean!!
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sean

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    Re: Petition to ban Mother Goose

    The joke's on you, Sean! Mother Goose doesn't actually exist, he's a figment of our collective imagination!
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    Re: Petition to ban Mother Goose

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    Re: Petition to ban Mother Goose

    Quote Originally Posted by OUTLAWD View Post
    you spend too much time in Boulder...this is the real world, where publicly speaking out against authority is not tolerated...
    True! Fortunately the only authority I recognize is my own, so Ma Gizzoose has been sent to time out. I fixed his post count too.
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    Re: Petition to ban Mother Goose

    "When you on the track, you have to be enjoying the moment, you have to be flowing, "Be water, My Friend". You try to be the fastest, and it seems a little beet estupid, 20 riders making the same way, lap by lap, but this simple thing: is very complicated." #99

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    Re: Petition to ban Mother Goose

    Epic......
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    Re: Petition to ban Mother Goose

    Quote Originally Posted by rforsythe View Post
    True! Fortunately the only authority I recognize is my own, so Ma Gizzoose has been sent to time out. I fixed his post count too.
    Ralph with the mutha f'ing epic win!





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    Re: Petition to ban Mother Goose

    this thread is amazing!

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    Re: Petition to ban Mother Goose

    Sean needs to go out and ride more.... Winter shall be tough on the young lad.
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    Re: Petition to ban Mother Goose

    you do know that Ralph dressed up as Jesus some years ago for halloween, don't you - you should have seen it. Jesus cruiser sandals and all

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    Ralph with the mutha f'ing epic win!





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    Re: Petition to ban Mother Goose

    Quote Originally Posted by Sean View Post
    3. he posted a spoiler to the results of a very important MotoGP race on fb

    Because you didn't know how that was going to play out....
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    Re: Petition to ban Mother Goose

    Quote Originally Posted by rybo View Post
    you do know that Ralph dressed up as Jesus some years ago for halloween, don't you - you should have seen it. Jesus cruiser sandals and all
    I did not, but I would love to see pictures of it. I can see Jesus easier than Chuck Norris or Al Borland.

    Quote Originally Posted by salsashark View Post
    Because you didn't know how that was going to play out....
    You never know. There have been some real strong contenders these days. Plus, you never know who's going to crash. Said winner made a big mistake that almost caused him to crash last week, it could have happened this week.

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    Re: Petition to ban Mother Goose





    That's all I wanted to add.

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    Re: Petition to ban Mother Goose

    don't forget his fail on the bike of the month thread

    not that I've had any good pics to contribute - but if the thread's not updated, it's still his fault.
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    Re: Petition to ban Mother Goose

    Quote Originally Posted by TinkerinWstuff View Post
    don't forget his fail on the bike of the month thread
    Valid. And let's not forget about the scavenger hunt. He gave it to the CSC one year and then just let it go. I feel as though he's just playing with our emotions. It's like an abusive relationship, but there are no bruises...on the outside.

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    Re: Petition to ban Mother Goose

    Quote Originally Posted by Sean View Post
    Valid. And let's not forget about the scavenger hunt. He gave it to the CSC one year and then just let it go. I feel as though he's just playing with our emotions. It's like an abusive relationship, but there are no bruises...on the outside.

    I have outside bruises too!

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    Re: Petition to ban Mother Goose

    I was so upset about the scavenger hunt that I'd blocked it from my memory.

    thanks for re-opening that wound
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    Re: Petition to ban Mother Goose

    I will now OCCUPY CSC Until Wicky is brought back. He had the boots with the fur
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    Re: Petition to ban Mother Goose

    Quote Originally Posted by Devaclis View Post
    I will now OCCUPY CSC Until Wicky is brought back. He had the boots with the fur
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    Re: Petition to ban Mother Goose

    I'm gonna miss the videos of ppl cutting him off, ppl not using blinkers when changing lanes, and people just being normal, but pissing wick off
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