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    I smell like shit!

    Because i just got back to my shop from Pueblo after working from 4:30am on 10/17/11 until 4:45 am 10/18/11 then getting a shitty hotel in pueblo at 5 am on 10/18/11 sleeping with my clothes on that i worked in and driving back to Denver at 12 pm today....Got the job done i have a headache, feel like shit, and smell like shit...But man that is going to be one sweet ass check, 4 hours of time and a half, and 12 hours of double overtime baby!!!


    /rant carry on smartly!

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    good for you .....more you make more they take....i know that sucks...if you think you smell like crap . pull up to a homeless guy and ask him to sniff and then sniff him....ror...

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    Re: I smell like shit!

    doing what?
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    removing road kill from denver to pueblo then back i take it???

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    Re: I smell like shit!

    Negative, working on an auxiliary drive gearbox that failed while running the kiln drive at GCC cement plant.

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    Re: I smell like shit!

    Quote Originally Posted by grim View Post
    Because i just got back to my shop from Pueblo after working from 4:30am on 10/17/11 until 4:45 am 10/18/11 then getting a shitty hotel in pueblo at 5 am on 10/18/11 sleeping with my clothes on that i worked in and driving back to Denver at 12 pm today....Got the job done i have a headache, feel like shit, and smell like shit...But man that is going to be one sweet ass check, 4 hours of time and a half, and 12 hours of double overtime baby!!!


    /rant carry on smartly!
    Why did you sleep in the clothes you worked in? I'd think at that point the shitty hotel sheets would be better.
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    shit....

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    Quote Originally Posted by bulldog View Post
    Why did you sleep in the clothes you worked in? I'd think at that point the shitty hotel sheets would be better.
    You know what's worst than sleeping in the same clothes? Sleeping in crappy possibly dirty hotel sheets to wake up and put on the same dirty clothes.

    I would rather crank up the heat in the room so I stay warm, stay in my clothes and sleep on top of the sheets in a dirty hotel room. Rather than take the dirty clothes off and put them back on when I wake up.

    The reason I didn't have a fresh set of clothes is the service call was not expected to last this long so all I had were the clothes I was wearing. Once I got there though they intended to keep me there until the gearbox was fully repaired on site and it was not an easy task that took a little bit of time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keyser Soze View Post
    At least you gave me the cookie rather than ask me if I wanted one!

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    Re: I smell like shit!

    Fuck now I want a cookie

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keyser Soze View Post
    Fuck now I want a cookie
    Me too, you started it so get some cookies and send me some.

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    Quote Originally Posted by grim View Post
    Because i just got back to my shop from Pueblo after working from 4:30am on 10/17/11 until 4:45 am 10/18/11 then getting a shitty hotel in pueblo at 5 am on 10/18/11 sleeping with my clothes on that i worked in and driving back to Denver at 12 pm today....Got the job done i have a headache, feel like shit, and smell like shit...But man that is going to be one sweet ass check, 4 hours of time and a half, and 12 hours of double overtime baby!!!


    /rant carry on smartly!
    That's really not that bad, not knowing when you last showered(I take it you did within the last day or two). But try going 7 days without showering and getting all sweaty and nasty. That's what I did last month during Archery season, took 9 days off, came back two days early. And I did tons of climbing around and so forth. And you had to wear enough clothing for the cooler mornings up in the mountains but then carry that with you when it warmed up.

    Yep, after 7 days of solid hunting, no shower, shittin in the woods(even baby wipes can only keep you so fresh) and everything else. I was ready to burn every piece of clothing I had. Talk about ripe!!

    So while you may have had it bad, you'll enjoy the extra cash on the check.

    And like MDub said, if you really want to smell something that will drop you, just ask a homeless dude lift up his arms for you. Or trade him choners and see whose are worse LOL!!
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    Re: I smell like shit!

    like a dead foot smell?

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    Re: I smell like shit!

    Probably more like a bums nut sack

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    You and I brag about different things.

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    Quote Originally Posted by grim View Post
    Probably more like a bums nut sack
    So either you have smelled a bums nut sack or you have thought about what it would smell like. Either way their Is something wrong with you.
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    Re: I smell like shit!

    Quote Originally Posted by grim View Post
    man that is going to be one sweet ass check, 4 hours of time and a half, and 12 hours of double overtime baby!!!

    Perfect Ill send you my Christmas list.
    Better yet Ill just tell you whats on it, tires, 2 piece Alpine* suit, tires, Ohlins, tires, tires.
    Did I mention GSXR1000s are not gentle on tires.
    Its not how fast you go, its how little you slow down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rfranks303 View Post
    Either way their Is something wrong with you.
    If this shocks you then their is something wrong with you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sean View Post

    You and I brag about different things.
    Gotta keep it interesting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keyser Soze View Post
    Fuck now I want a cookie
    How about a Saab fuel filter or pump?

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    Quote Originally Posted by grim View Post
    If this shocks you then their is something wrong with you!
    Agreed
    A good long ride can clear your mind, restore your faith and use up a lot of fuel.
    A good rider has balance, judgment, and good timing. So does a good lover.

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