No way I love pants.
No way I love pants.
A good long ride can clear your mind, restore your faith and use up a lot of fuel.
A good rider has balance, judgment, and good timing. So does a good lover.
really?
^ problem?
KX65
Dizzer
929 - Yard Sale'd
I'm not sure if allowing your passenger to
lean back and relax on a sport bike is a good idea
http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/2531432606.html
"My God, it's full of stars!"
http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/2565935336.html
2004 almost perfect condition not running - $1000 (littleton)
Date: 2011-08-25, 3:09PM MDT
Reply to: sale-azhfn-2565935336@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
I have this 2004 CRF250 it has been sitting in my garage for a few years now ive never ridden it except test rides aroound the block. I was injured at work so i havent been able to ride I was selling it a year or 2 ago and some jackass comeover 3 hours late so the bike is cold by then I start it right up and was revving to warm I told the guy it takes a long time for these four stroke bikes a while to get warm as i hand it over to him for a test ride instead of waiting for motor to warm up he tries to adjust the air fuel mixture screw as if that is gong to make it warm up ! he doesnt even know that its EFI and then he stalls the bike out, i have to try to mess with making it work and I get it started and ride to the end of the block and ride it back to the house and then it stopss hard and then the kick starter wont move which is the condition that its in right now. I have 2 major spinal injuries that make it difficult and very painful to try to fix the bike, not to mention the 2 heavy medcations that make me tired, stupid and forgetful. I have decided to just sell the bike as is I wont ever finish it and better someone get to fix and ride it. This year so I am selling it as mostly put together except for the crankcase cover and some other miscelaneous cooling stuff. This bike is as clean of a bike as you will ever find it is in near perfect condition for a dirtbike. I dont have any pictures to load because i am at the library it was in almost perfect condion. the parts rims plastic everyhting looks like new. $1000.00 text any simple questions Jeff 303 995 6882
Location: littleton
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 2565935336
http://fresno.craigslist.org/mcd/2610447951.html
You want it..... but (Kern County)
Date: 2011-09-21, 1:06PM PDT
Reply to: sale-h9kb9-2610447951@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
You can't have it.
Your wife won't let you.
Your girlfriend says it's unsafe. waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Knock ...knock.....
"who is it?"
"We're men.... and we're here to take back your mancard."
This bike is not just a bike.... it's a muse.... it's a teleportation device.... hell, it's even like a bad assed medical tool. I once rode it by some guy who was constipated, just hearing me downshift from third to second emptied his bowels. I shit you not.
Hear that noise? That's not a dry clutch...that's a chick whistle. I'm tell'n ya...those Italians got that chick shit down. I left the exhaust stock because my buddy Phil upgraded the exhaust on his and I saw an elderly couple bust into flames when he bliped the throttle. (I have a conscience....that and I hate the smell of burnt flesh, so I left the cans alone.) It's got some carbon fiber stuff on it too, because carbon fiber is bad ass. Chuck Norris' beard is carbon fiber. Johnny Cash's suit was carbon fiber. Neil Armstrongs left arm is carbon fiber...... and we all know how bad assed that shit is. (Lance Armstongs ball is not carbon fiber..... but his bike was)
So.... you're asking yourself..."whats it like... riding a bike/muse/teleportation/badassed medical device like this? It's f'n AWESOME! Obama/Biden stickers melt off cars.... gravity dissapears around hot chicks undies....puppies weep..... people pay to be your facebook friend..... the Maricopa police dept. pulls you over just to get your autograph and thanks you having graced their tiny town with coolness the likes they've never seen.
If you're thinking about buy'n a Harley and have bought into that whole "chicks dig cruisers" thing....ask yourself .... when was the last time you saw Dan Haggerty get'n laid... hell... when was the last time you saw Dan period? The dude lived with a bear. Bears are cool and all..... but I'd rather be bang'n Keira Knightley than some bear. (google Keira Knightley Ducati.... you'll see what I mean)
What do you need to purchase the afore mentioned coolness?
Balls...
A valid state class M license....
Money.... 10k obo
And.... a willingness to step outside the "me too bike" box.
(you might also want to bring towels..... as the ladies tend to moisten up around the bike)
call me at 661-331-3710
- Location: Kern County
- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Last edited by Ghost Rider; Thu Oct 20th, 2011 at 08:18 AM. Reason: added content
2006 ZX-14 RED Sold
2008 ZX-14 Midnight Sapphire Blue Metallic (Almost black)
^^^ Now that's how you make a damn motorcycle ad!!!
lol I did too.
First rule of the internet: *bleep* you and everything you stand for. Second rule of the internet: FKZOR U AND RRYTHING U STND FR!
Well since you guys did so did i just now.
Couldn't help myself, had to google it as well.
Jason
07 600RR
07 Speed Triple -[COLOR=rgb(255,0,0)] [/COLOR]GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN[COLOR=rgb(255,0,0)][/COLOR]
That was the best bike ad I've ever read.
Last edited by ian22; Fri Oct 21st, 2011 at 02:18 PM. Reason: derp
"Insert clever/inspirational quote here."
I have a couple of bikes, they are fun.
Postings deleted. Bummer.
http://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/2778496849.html
You want to be the best kickass Santa Claus this year? Well, here is one of the most Super Chuck Norris Kick to the face X-mas gift! The 1999 Honda CBR600F4 with ONLY 14k miles, Carbon fiber exhaust, Slide guards. It's in great condition with one small character building scratch when it thought it was tougher then something else (I wasn't there to witness the awesomeness). Never laid down for what I can tell, picture below if you can notice it! Took on my friends BRAND NEW 2010 Ducati GS100 and left him in a pile of shame and disgrace. I think he cried a little! This can be yours for the low low price of $3,000 cash money for all this KICKA$$INIVE! I don't accept cashiers check, Nigerian Princes, out of the country wealth diplomats wanting to have it shipped to a friend some where else or PENNIES! Can't ride unless cash in hand and valid license. Call or text Three Zero Three. Nine Nine Zero - Two Nine Seven Four Email mails fine too.
89 EX500 RIP
06 R6S RIP
03 R6