The Real Horsman is NOT GAY
He hates Unicorns and Rainbows!!!!
Horsman is not gay because:
1) He never Stayed at the YMCA
2) He was never in the Navy
3) He Rides an Oh-10 R-Juan and R2 (WRR) not a Gixxer
4) He Doesn't wear Spiderweb Spandex like other Super Heroes Here.
5) He has never eaten Skittles to taste the Rainbow.
6) He has No Hair (No Gel or Hair Spray)
7) He doesn't use words like "Fabulous, spectacular, scrumptious, super and marvellous" to describe his riding style!!!
7) His Theme song isn't "I will Survive!!" it is "Someone is gonna DIE - BOB!!!"