I understand your hate for them. I was never into them either until I repod one. After bringing it in I fell in love.
I was able to buy it from the bank for 8500. That thing was amazing. My brother has the tahoe and while I will agree with you that they are basically the same they are also very different.
Also I have a very different take then you on buying used. While you may feel that buying used is ghetto its actually smarter to buy used. Let someone else take the hit on the price. Why anyone would buy a car just to see it worth half as much in four years is beyond me.
Same thing with bikes. I will never buy a bike new. Fuck that. Its just dumb.
Longrider that's my shit right thur. Lol