Sweet!

Quote Originally Posted by ShinySideUp View Post
Dear Mr. Boss man,
I'm sorry I won't be able to come in on Monday, I've seem to come down with a terrible Highplains-itos. Side effects can include dizziness, oh-shit face and thank- god-I-made-it-through-that-turn bumps. I better not come into work. This shit is more contagious than a free hooker with a 5 page list of STD's. See ya tuesday with a big ass grin
... Can I use that too?