I'm In.
The Parade is on Stead and BJ day......so I will be leaving promptly after
I'm In.
The Parade is on Stead and BJ day......so I will be leaving promptly after
Mike
Why tiptoe through life, only to arrive safely at death!
www.myspace.com/mikehoner
http://www.pickeringsauto.com/index.htm
I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself
hmmmmm... where to go with this?!Originally Posted by 200sr20
I'm In.
The Parade is on Stead and BJ day......so I will be leaving promptly after
***taking the high road***
Got a lot of work to do after the parade?
Do not put off living the life you dream of. Next year may never come. If we are always waiting for something to change...
Retirement, the kids to leave home, the weather or the economy, that's not living. That's waiting!
Waiting will only leaves us with unrealized dreams and empty wishes.
Well, he meant to type Steak & BJ day
http://www.steakandbjday.com/
Jon
I thought valentines day was steak and bj day? I'm so confused.I'm In.
The Parade is on Stead and BJ day......so I will be leaving promptly after
Leah05 Raven R101 YZ250F
^^Spread that word to all the women please.
3987
[SIGPIC][SIGPIC]
Yea see, that was just how I was raised. Problem is that I don't need no stinking chocolates and flowers. steak and bj is all the calorie intake i need....too bad my man wasn't around on VDay.
Leah05 Raven R101 YZ250F
Wait. You were raised to make steak and give a BJ on Valentine's Day??? Exactly what did that lesson look like when you were a child?Yea see, that was just how I was raised. Problem is that I don't need no stinking chocolates and flowers. steak and bj is all the calorie intake i need....too bad my man wasn't around on VDay.
Mom/Dad: Sit down Leah, we need to talk
Leah: About what mommy/daddy?
Mom/Dad: Valentines Day
Leah: Oh, the day when if a man & woman are together, the man spends all his hard earned money on the woman to make her feel special?
Mom/Dad:Hell no! I thought we raised you better than that! Valentine's Day is the day when if a man and woman are together, the woman cooks the man a steak because he's awesome, and then, after the meal, she drops down on her knees, opens her mouth like she's at the dentist, and then sucks his dick like the antidote is in his balls.
Leah: Ooooohhhhhh!
Mom/Dad: Yep, you'll open up just like that!
3989
[SIGPIC][SIGPIC]
It was more a self taught lesson in adolescence.Wait. You were raised to make steak and give a BJ on Valentine's Day??? Exactly what did that lesson look like when you were a child?
Mom/Dad: Sit down Leah, we need to talk
Leah: About what mommy/daddy?
Mom/Dad: Valentines Day
Leah: Oh, the day when if a man & woman are together, the man spends all his hard earned money on the woman to make her feel special?
Mom/Dad:
Leah: Ooooohhhhhh!
Mom/Dad: Yep, you'll open up just like that!
3989
Leah05 Raven R101 YZ250F
Practice makes perfect.It was more a self taught lesson in adolescence.
"Its all about the motorbikes, always has been and always will be.". ~~ Ewan McGregor 2007
"It's hard to play the blues when nuthin's really wrong."~~ ---- Joe Walsh 2012
I.B.A. # 14748 124@X - YRMV
Posting Permissions
Reply With Quote
