That's what everyone tells us. Nude beaches are full of really old people who should keep their clothes on.
Dude, we're white! I ain't leaving this country! The rest of the planet hates us! Actually, I would consider it, but no way is Mexico getting any of my leisure money! Anyway, I would much rather be in our fifth-wheel with the bikes. You'd have to staple me to the beach to get me to sit still. Kim says I don't know how to relax!
It's really a swingers destination more than a "nude" resort. We've never been to Hedonism, things just never lined up, but we know a lot of people who do huge group trips there every year. These same people rent entire cruise ships, too. Over 1,000 of your favorite naked friends....