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  1. Fri Nov 12th, 2004, 02:38 PM #1
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    Virtual bartender (NSFW)

    Probably not safe for work. Remember the Subservient Chicken? This is similar. Be sure to tell her "kiss a girl"

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    ... Motorcycles are kind of like Baskin Robbins... You're looking at 31 flavors of ice cream, don't you kind of want to know what they all taste like?...
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  2. Fri Nov 12th, 2004, 02:47 PM #2
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    .. not a real good bartender.. she failed at:
    "dos cervesa por favor"
    "coors light"
    "guinness draft"
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    ... Motorcycles are kind of like Baskin Robbins... You're looking at 31 flavors of ice cream, don't you kind of want to know what they all taste like?...
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  3. Fri Nov 12th, 2004, 06:38 PM #3
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    Re: Virtual bartender (NSFW)

    damn bouncers....don't bother to tell her to get naked...
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    'show me your tits' only works half way.. damn bras!
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    Re: Virtual bartender (NSFW)

    Show me your thong works

    Type in kiss - do it ------- do it NOW!
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  6. Sat Nov 13th, 2004, 12:26 AM #6
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  7. Sat Nov 13th, 2004, 12:34 AM #7
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    Ask her for one of those girly drinks - what's it called again... oh yeah - an orgasm!
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    Re: Virtual bartender (NSFW)

    She doesn't know Jack, Johnny or Jose. Fuckin blonde.

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    Its called BEER.COM they don't know who jack is
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    Re: Virtual bartender (NSFW)

    "Lick your boob" works.
    ....also "handstand" works.


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    Re: Virtual bartender (NSFW)

    Jumping jacks
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    Re: Virtual bartender (NSFW)

    BEND OVER!!!!

    nice ass works too
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    Re: Virtual bartender (NSFW)

    Totally gay, If she would actally do something worth seeing it would be cool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingnothing";p="154761
    arron is a punk
    Hey now! Play nice!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spiderman";p="154945
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    Re: Virtual bartender (NSFW)

    Spread em works too
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