So I just got punk'd at work today...

[Foolds]

I think she likes you Chris. The worse thing you could ever do to her is ask her out!

[Scribbler]

Go to their computer/workstation, take a screenshot of their desktop, then remove all desktop icons and then set the wallpaper to the screenshot.

Doh...nm... somebody else already said the same =/

[ghostrider_9]

Nothin but love . . .

[Mel]

Heh... just hide all desktop icons and the task bar and laugh while the idiot spends like 30 minutes bitching about what is wrong with his computer (and yes, one of the managers at work STILL hates me for that one...but it was genius).
Or set the background to the BSOD (no icons of course) and laugh while they call tech support (that probably didn't help the hating me thing).

[InlineSIX24]

Or screen cap the desktop w/ the icons there, set that as the background, and then hide the desktop icons.

[gtn]

Implement a script that randomly revokes your "friend's" domain access rights. Make sure the script reinstates said rights and removes all log entries by the time she has the help desk on the phone.

[gtn]

Expire her password and set the check box requiring that she select a new password. Edit her account to require a 32 character alpha-numeric password containing at least 9 upper case, 9 lower case, 9 numbers, and 9 special characters.

Do this daily for a week.

[MikeG]

Expire her password and set the check box requiring that she select a new password. Edit her account to require a 32 character alpha-numeric password containing at least 9 upper case, 9 lower case, 9 numbers, and 9 special characters.

Do this daily for a week.

..Plus no repeating characters, no similar passwords within the last 5 passwords...

Also, you could freeze a shaving cream can, once frozen take a can opener to cut off the bottom, stick it in her trash can, and as it thaws it should have some great expansion!

[JohnEffinK]

Better yet as Halloween is approaching.

I got jacked a number of years ago. To get back I took a plastic halloween trick or treat pumpkin that kids use and dumped in it. Put that on the suspects desk with a sticky that says "Trick or Treat" and I assure you that you have a winner.....

John

[irdave]

Yeah dude. Methinks she likes you.

[Sean]

Expire her password and set the check box requiring that she select a new password. Edit her account to require a 32 character alpha-numeric password containing at least 9 upper case, 9 lower case, 9 numbers, and 9 special characters.

Do this daily for a week.

That's awesome!

[Aracheon]

That or filling her office with balloons . . . I mean so many that you can't walk into it . . .

I have a gift card to Wally World I still haven't used... muahahaha.

I would find out if they have a pet. I would them prank call them and tell them that you hit it and killed it. I would then tell them that they owe you money for the damages to your steamroller.

Oh that's fucked up. And I can't stop laughing.

If you're in with any HR people, have them email the gal that she needs to report to their office about a complaint.

Have them tell her that you went all balistic about being made a fool of and are lodging a formal complaint and threatening to sue the company for propigating a hostile work environment.

Then when she's just about to piss herself, you burst into the HR persons office covered in fake blood with a running chainsaw.
(Chain removed of course for safety purposes.)

For safety purposes... of course...

PROWRAP her car....carefully make sure she does not have the alarm set.

nothing like having to dig through 3 inches of plastic film

We used to do that shit in high school, and use diesel heaters to shrink the shit. It was AWESOME.

That is GENIUS! I wonder how many sticky notes it would take to do that...

As the IT guy, grab a screenshot of her desktop, set it as the background, then hide all of her icons . . . and sit back and watch as she tries to do anything . . .

I will be doing that tomorrow.

I think she likes you Chris. The worse thing you could ever do to her is ask her out!

She's married with a kid, and is a little out of my age range.

Heh... just hide all desktop icons and the task bar and laugh while the idiot spends like 30 minutes bitching about what is wrong with his computer (and yes, one of the managers at work STILL hates me for that one...but it was genius).
Or set the background to the BSOD (no icons of course) and laugh while they call tech support (that probably didn't help the hating me thing).

Oooo... didn't think about the BSOD. And uh... I am tech support.

Expire her password and set the check box requiring that she select a new password. Edit her account to require a 32 character alpha-numeric password containing at least 9 upper case, 9 lower case, 9 numbers, and 9 special characters.

Do this daily for a week.

I have full access to our domain GPOs, too. Hmmm... muahahaha.

Also, you could freeze a shaving cream can, once frozen take a can opener to cut off the bottom, stick it in her trash can, and as it thaws it should have some great expansion!

I've never done that. Hmmmmm....

Better yet as Halloween is approaching.

I got jacked a number of years ago. To get back I took a plastic halloween trick or treat pumpkin that kids use and dumped in it. Put that on the suspects desk with a sticky that says "Trick or Treat" and I assure you that you have a winner.....

John

Oh that's nasty.

Yeah dude. Methinks she likes you.

:barf:

[irdave]

Dude. She's doing what's called 'flirting.'

[gtn]

That's awesome!

Thank you, thank you.

[gtn]

Dude. She's doing what's called 'flirting.'

I suspect he's right Chris. You now have a decision before you. You could:

a) Do the dead and risk being responsible for wrecking a family
b) Ignore her advances and hope she gets bored
c) Play it for all it's worth without "crossing the line"

My suggestion is 'c'.

[200sr20]

She's married with a kid, and is a little out of my age range.

Don't lie, shes the one you enjoyed lunch with

[Jen]

Just came across this one on lifehacker...

Schedule a Phone Call with a Text-to-Speech Message from Wakerupper.com

Wake up calls aren't just for the a.m., you know. Pop your victim's phone number, a time, and a custom message into Wakerupper.com, a free wakeup call service, and they'll get a call with the message read Silicon Sally text-to-speech style back to them.