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    The shortest books - CSC version

    I have to steal this from another site because it was too damned funny.

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    The things I do for work. - Dana

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    Re: The shortest books - CSC version

    Great conversation starters - Randall
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    The 3 days I didn't play WoW - Gene

    Wanna hear something funny? - Lindsy

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    Re: The shortest books - CSC version

    Keeping the rubber side down was also co-written by me.
    Chris

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    There's nothing that will ever replace the warm feeling of a perfectly blipped 6th-to-4th downshift, that drops right lane traffic like 1st first semester chem-lab.

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    My list of non-kitty images - Dana
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    My jobs OTHER than Hooters - Marc LOL
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    My non-alcoholic moments at the Toad - Dana
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    Quote Originally Posted by ~Barn~ View Post
    There's nothing that will ever replace the warm feeling of a perfectly blipped 6th-to-4th downshift, that drops right lane traffic like 1st first semester chem-lab.

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    Hey, I have had 2 of them!!
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    Re: The shortest books - CSC version

    Must love Dogs - Dana
    And That - Sortarican
    Things I Have Done That Aren't Awesome - Matty
    The Art of Subtlety & Women - Timmy
    I'm Not Butthurt, I Promise - Me
    Vampires Don't Appear in Photos & Neither to I - Sully
    Big & Tall Menswear - Shea
    How To Be Mean - Kathy
    I'm Gonna Be Big & Strong When I Grow Up! - Chris (Aracheon)
    The Art of Staying Conscious - Bob
    The Alcoholics Guide To Staying Sober - Tamira, Jason, Dana, Jeff, Me, etc. etc. etc.
    Drama We Don't Know About - The CSC
    Safe Sex - Gene & Tiff, Suki & Alan
    Drugs I Haven't Done - Kim 'n Dean
    How Not To Draw Attention To Yourself - Leah, Terri, Natti, etc.
    How to Laugh Quietly - Horsman
    Friends & How To Get Them to Accept You - Marc
    "Canada, America's Hat" & Other Truisms - Canuck
    Talking Soft & Typing Loud - Randall
    The ADD Children's Book of Dinosaurs & Oh hey look, a pony! - Big J
    Why Marajuana is bad for you and...wait, what? - Barn
    Things I Don't Know - Dirk
    Why I Have Never Dated Deuchebags - Jeanna
    caps lock is for fags - DK
    The Family Guy Character Companion: Meg - Lindsey
    Why Getting Left Out of Lists Makes Me Happy - the rest of you fuckers
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    Re: The shortest books - CSC version

    Quote Originally Posted by MetaLord 9 View Post
    caps lock is for fags - DK
    Good ones Dana and Chris.

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    I've Been Wrong All This Time & Now I'll Tell You About It Quietly: An Autobiography - Nick Ninja
    Hairless Monkeys - Me
    How To Date Short, Squat, Sane Women - Sortarican
    I Get Laid Every Day & So Can You! - Dana
    I Swear That's A Badger On My Chin & Not A Lumberjack Beard! - Ralph
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    Quote Originally Posted by MetaLord 9 View Post
    How To Date Short, Squat, Sane Women - Sortarican..
    Hey! That's unfair!
    I've dated plenty of.......well a bunch of........I mean a couple.......

    I'm pretty sure there was at least one short girl in there somewhere.
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    During my short anonymous time on this forum, I recommend the following to be written:

    How to Influence People and Smooze Strangers with Class and Grace - Nick Ninja

    How to Throw a Christian Under the Bus - SalsaShark

    Speaking and Writing in Concise Words (love ya BK) - The Black Knight

    Haiku Writing for Strangers - DanFZ1

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    Smoothies and me-Mike and Chris (Aracheon)
    The life of Officer Robinson-Sash
    How to Make Friends with Jello ahots-JJ
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    Re: The shortest books - CSC version

    Quote Originally Posted by 200sr20 View Post
    The life of Officer Robinson-Sash
    LOL,
    With contributing notes from half the CSC members that have riden through Garfeild County.
    (Or is he technically Boulder County?)
    Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most souls would scarcely get your feet wet.

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    How I stay on topic - CSC
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    Quote Originally Posted by Devaclis View Post
    How I stay on topic - CSC
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sortarican View Post
    LOL,
    With contributing notes from half the CSC members that have riden through Garfeild County.
    (Or is he technically Boulder County?)
    Boulder I think

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    Talking Soft & Typing Loud - Randall
    I think you may have this backwards... Talking Loud and Typing Soft.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aracheon View Post
    Keeping other's rubber side down was also co-written by me.
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