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    Things you can only say on Thanksgiving and get away with !

    Happy Thanksgiving !

    1. Talk about a huge breast!
    2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
    3. It's Cool Whip time!
    4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
    5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
    6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
    7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
    8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
    9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
    10. Don't play with your meat.
    11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
    12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
    13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
    14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
    15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
    16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
    17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
    18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
    19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?
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    Re: Things you can only say on Thanksgiving and get away with !

    1. We were waiting for you to get at the breasts.

    2. You want some sauce on your meat?

    3. That sure is some thick gravy.

    4. You gotta pull out that little package before you can really stuff it.

    5. It may feel a little gross when you put your hand in it, but you'll enjoy eating it later.

    6. I don't think you should've injected all that sauce ... it's running out all over the place.

    7. You make it so juicy. (Insert lame "master baster" comment here)

    8. I got the bone ... make a wish.
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    Re: Things you can only say on Thanksgiving and get away with !

    Why does one breast look bigger than the other?

    Pick your white or dark meat.

    I'll take a thigh and a breast, please
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    Re: Things you can only say on Thanksgiving and get away with !

    1. Cut out the spine, flip over and push on the breasts until you hear a loud pop!


    ummm... that's all I got right now...
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    Re: Things you can only say on Thanksgiving and get away with !

    This thigh's a little dry, let's spread some sauce over it.

    Mmmm pie!

    I'm so stuffed, lemme just lay still for a while.

    Pace yourself, you want to last all night
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    Re: Things you can only say on Thanksgiving and get away with !

    pulled this from another forum... actual statement.

    I like to probe mine in the breast. Start off to the side of the neck and push through the breast towards the tail end
    Do not put off living the life you dream of. Next year may never come. If we are always waiting for something to change...
    Retirement, the kids to leave home, the weather or the economy, that's not living. That's waiting!
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