I might be just a biker…

[nattynoo]

I saw you shake your head in disapproval as I turned that corner from the off ramp in full knee blastin’ lean angle at 70MPH.

But you didn’t see me four months ago when I did the same thing and ate $hit and busted my arm in 3 places.


I saw you stare dumbfounded as I rode a wheelie past you while you were checking your mail along side the road.

But you didn’t see me try to do the same thing last week, when I nearly went past 12’o’clock and freaked out, chopped the throttle, slammed the front down hard enough to lose all control and took out a guy’s mailbox in the resulting tank slapper.


I saw your slack-jawed eye popping glare as I flew past at 90MPH riding the double yellow in full lean, passing within an inch of the mirror on your rusted out Ford Ranger.

But you didn’t see me take that same corner 2 weekends ago on a group ride when I nearly crapped myself because your cousin (aka: second wife) was over the double yellow, and I hadn’t left any room for such an occurrence.


I saw you checking me out in my moto gear riding my sweet tricked out sportbike.

But you didn’t notice that I’d been riding with my turn signal on for the last 6 miles like a dumba$$.


I saw you checking out my bike and all the cool mods I’ve done to it.

But luckily you didn’t see the other side where it slid down the road for 70 ft scuffing all the plastic up and denting the tank.


I saw you honking and flashing your lights like an idiot with road rage, and lucky I’m on a sportbike and was able to easily ditch you in traffic.

But sadly, what I didn’t realize is that I had left my pocket unzipped from fueling up at the gas station, causing my wallet to fall out, and you grabbed it at the light and were trying to get it back to me.


I might be just a biker…

But I saw you see me watching you check me out and I think I like it.

[64BonnieLass]

Hahahaha. Best laugh of the day.

Good one Natalie.

I wish I could pick out my favorite, but they all crack me up.

[Snowman]

You might just be a biker if…

Burn outs is your way of "marking your territory".

You refer to your bike as if it had a legal first name.

The last time you threw a party, more bikes showed up than cars.

You think "Helmet Hair" is a fashion statement.

You have spent more time and money on your bike than your education.

When she says, "It's the bike or me!!", you hand her, her coat.

You have ever had to borrow a helmet for your date.

You have ever had your bike tore apart in your living room.

You have ever had motorcycle parts in the dishwasher.

Your wife has ever asked you to move the bike so she could see the TV better.

You carry around a crushed can in case of soft asphalt

You know from painful experience why your wallet does not belong in your back pocket

You have ever moved your bike into you a motel room to get it out of the rain.

You know in your heart that anyone in a cage is "out to get me."

You come home and curse the "god damned cagers"

When weather is too bad for riding you start your bike and sit on it in the garage

You think its not a party unless someone does donuts in the parking lot.

Your garage had more square footage than your house.

The Bike ramp is a permanent part of your truck.

You punched someone because they "dissed" your bike.

You are not afraid to drop you pants to show off your roadrash.

You would rather live in the garage with the bike than your wife.

Any day you can ride is a good day.

[Sortarican]

It's funny 'cause it's true.

[asp_125]

You might (not) be a biker if:

If you think chicken strips is something you order at Hooters, ....
If you think squid ought to be deep fried, ....
If a fork is something that goes with a knife and spoon, ....
If tail bag conjurs up an image of a large butt, ....
If you think countersteering is something the bartender does when serving drinks, ....
If you think bar ends are what's left after last call, ....
If you think MSF is an ingredient in Chinese takeout, ...
If a clip-on is what your salesman dad wore to work, ...
If drag bars are places your pop warned you about, ...
If you think ape hangers must have the most dangerous job at the zoo.

[Snowman]

You might (not) be a biker if:
If you think squid ought to be deep fried, ....

I can think of a few I would like to see deep fried.

[Tipys]

Thats great