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  1. Wed Mar 4th, 2009, 12:18 PM #1
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    I have found my airline!!!

    To hell with Frontier and SW's fare sales, I'm all about Northwest/Delta now baby!!! =)
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    CNN Anchor Can't Tell 'Nuts From ...

    Wednesday, March 04, 2009



    A U.S. airline is now selling "penis" on flights, an anchorwoman has declared.
    The slip-up happened on CNN when anchorwoman Zain Verjee was reporting about Northwest Airlines now selling peanuts on flights.
    Verjee mentioned the word "penis" three times instead of "peanuts."
    "Northwest began serving penis this month as its merger partner Atlanta-based Delta airlines has done for years," Verjee said.
    "Georgia is the top penis producing state in the country."
    The footage has been uploaded to YouTube in many different versions and has become an internet sensation with more than 700,000 views today.
    Perhaps the caption at the bottom of the screen distracted her – it declared "nuts on Northwest flights."
    Click to watch the video on YouTube
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    Sometimes things happen beyond our power and we can't make it. Like...your brake lines "accidentally" get cut, or a nice man comes through your window in the middle of the night and politely suggests you withdraw from the activity...who knows?
  2. Wed Mar 4th, 2009, 12:29 PM #2
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    Re: I have found my airline!!!

    I will pass but I'm sure dallas would love to fly with them
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    Re: I have found my airline!!!

    Sometimes ya feel like a nut...sometimes ya don't!!
    "Keep that "what if" thought in the back of your mind; it's the angel on your shoulder balancing the devil in your right hand."

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    Re: I have found my airline!!!

    Apparently something is on her mind and it ain't legumes.
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    Re: I have found my airline!!!

    Yeah but they only give you the little ones in small bags, I hear.
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    Re: I have found my airline!!!

    This should be in the GIRLS ONLY and SOUTHIE forum. Damned meat gazers.
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    Re: I have found my airline!!!

    Again...you jealous son of a gun! lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by ShinySideUp View Post
    Sometimes things happen beyond our power and we can't make it. Like...your brake lines "accidentally" get cut, or a nice man comes through your window in the middle of the night and politely suggests you withdraw from the activity...who knows?
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    Re: I have found my airline!!!

    The question is whether they will be charging for any other condoments.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Devaclis View Post
    This should be in the GIRLS ONLY and SOUTHIE forum. Damned meat gazers.
    Quote Originally Posted by Medicjess View Post
    "Georgia is the top penis producing state in the country."
    yeah but all the true dicks live in Denver.

    Oh thats right, I went there. Southie forum my ass.
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    Re: I have found my airline!!!

    At least we have them…
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    Re: I have found my airline!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by InlineSIX24 View Post
    The question is whether they will be charging for any other condoments.
    I think it is spelled "condomints".
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    Re: I have found my airline!!!

    Apparently the mile high club is complimentary on Northwest.
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    Re: I have found my airline!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Mental View Post
    yeah but all the true dicks live in Denver.

    Oh thats right, I went there. Southie forum my ass.
    I don't know that I like being quoted as commenting on the penis exportation from Georgia! lmao
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    Quote Originally Posted by ShinySideUp View Post
    Sometimes things happen beyond our power and we can't make it. Like...your brake lines "accidentally" get cut, or a nice man comes through your window in the middle of the night and politely suggests you withdraw from the activity...who knows?
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