On a completely serious note.

The CSC is more than just an internet forum. There are tons of jokes and comments that get thrown back and forth that make absolutely no sense to lurkers and new people because we do more than desk riding. People are always hanging out in person from bike nights, happy hours, bike nights, to shop openings and more. Peeps are always out riding and you can usually find 3 or 4 groups every weekend going somewhere.

If you really want to get to know the CSC, come out, hang with some of the people and get to know the members. You're gonna love some of them and hate others... you kind of get that when you have an open door policy. You'll also realize that many people on these boards have rather off kilter senses of humor that may show themselves in odd ways... just like the posts above.

Damn... I feel like we need a "Welcome to the CSC" class that's mandatory for all new members just to get over this kind of crap.