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    This goes in the WTF? file.

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    ... Motorcycles are kind of like Baskin Robbins... You're looking at 31 flavors of ice cream, don't you kind of want to know what they all taste like?...

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    Re: This goes in the WTF? file.

    Oh well

    http://baltimore.craigslist.org/mcy/1168823337.html

    UP FOR SELL IS MY KAWSAKI NINJA 250 MOTOBIKE. IT GOTS ONLY 648 MILES ON IT. I'M DUN LERNING AND IM TRADING UP TO A HYABOOSA. SOME PEOPLE MAY THINK THAT IM ASKING A LOT OF MONEY FOR MY MOTORBIKE BUT THEY ARE WRONG. THEY HAVE NOT SEEN THE STICKERS I PUT ON THIS BIKE. THEY HAVE SKULZ AND FLAMES AND THE SKULS HAVE SPIKES ON THEM TOO. THERE TRICK YO. I DROPED THE BIKE ONCE BUT ITS OKAY CUZ THE STICKERS COVER IT UP. ON TOP OF THE STICKERS I HAVE INFESTED ALLOT OF $$$ IN TAX AND TAG FEES, AND I PUT SEVERAL TANKS OF GAS INTO IT, SO I WANT TO GET AT LEAST $4600 FOR IT. $4600 FRIM! I SAID FIRM BEYOTCH SO THAT MEANS YOU CANT WASTE MY TIME WITH ANY LOWBALL OFFERS! LOL K PEACE.


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    Re: This goes in the WTF? file.

    Why in the hell would this guy want to do that... is he charging for the service?
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    Re: This goes in the WTF? file.

    I feel sorry for his wife ! LMAO
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    Re: This goes in the WTF? file.

    Hilarious
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    Re: This goes in the WTF? file.

    Quote Originally Posted by dm_gsxr View Post
    WTF??? Damn, I am from B-More. Skullz with Flames & Spikes on the Skulls... and Stickas covering up shit... I want it...
    He can't b frim? LOL...

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    Re: This goes in the WTF? file.

    Quote Originally Posted by asp_125 View Post
    Booo, Gone.


    Lol has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say".

    Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...

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    Re: This goes in the WTF? file.

    Quote Originally Posted by Nerves View Post
    Booo, Gone.
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    Date: 2009-05-18, 4:18PM EDT




    Do you want to know how cool your bike looks or what it sounds like when it's revving out as you go zooming up the street? I will come to you house and ride your bike up and down the street in front of your house like so fast so you can see it and you can take pics if you want. I've got the whole little costume, helmet and shit and I even have a motorcycle license so it's all cool in case the cops come. I can pretend I am in a race with myself on your bike and then you will know how cool you look when you are whipping up your street past all the kids. I know how to ride almost any bike but I am not going to do this on anything where you have to shift the gears with your hand instead of your foot or a BMW cause those things fucking suck. If you want me to light the tire and do a burnout on your bike I can! You can run inside and get some bleach and pour it on the rear tire when I am doing it and all your neighbors will think you have a top fuel dragster or some shit when they see all the smoke. I really don't want to ride anyone on the back when I do this for you so don't have any girls around. And your bike must be in good shape cause I don't wanna die out there. No mexican shit. I have been performing this service for years to ALL of my friends and I am very good at it.

    PLEASE NOTE: I am not posting this because I am trying to steal anyone's motorcycle. I show up at your house in my own car and my wife of many years is with me and she takes pics too for our family album. I am a family man, 49 years old and I know motorcycles inside and out. I used to work on race cars. No monkey business here. You can talk with my wife while I get used to your bike.

    Holla at me up if you need to see how cool you ride is. WU TANG MUTHAFUCKERS! WU TANG!
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    Quote Originally Posted by salsashark View Post
    ... Motorcycles are kind of like Baskin Robbins... You're looking at 31 flavors of ice cream, don't you kind of want to know what they all taste like?...

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    Re: This goes in the WTF? file.

    Hell, I think I use to work with that guy. Seriously.


    Lol has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say".

    Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...

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    Re: This goes in the WTF? file.

    Wow... Best use of browser cache anywhere in Colorado today. Maybe even the world.

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    Re: This goes in the WTF? file.

    funny stuff
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