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  1. Mon Jun 15th, 2009, 03:08 PM #1
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    Almost got hit by a shitter

    I was driving back today from meeting a fellow CSC member when I got stuck behind a ford truck carrying a port-o-pottie. This trailer was small width and all over the lane (left right). Finally the left wheel rolled over and the shitter fell off.

    It would just be my luck that after all that has happened this year that I get hit by a shitter.... Let this be a lesson to you bikers, dont ride behind portable shit houses.

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    Re: Almost got hit by a shitter

    That would've been a crappy way to end the day.
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    Re: Almost got hit by a shitter

    Quote Originally Posted by asp_125 View Post
    That would've been a crappy way to end the day.
    Dammit...now I have to come up with some other horrible joke...
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    Re: Almost got hit by a shitter

    He dropped a deuce? Shitty driver. I mean, really, what a bunch of crap. He'll smoke a turd in hell.
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    Re: Almost got hit by a shitter

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    Re: Almost got hit by a shitter

    Dude, you need to find a quiet place to sit and wait out the year...
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    Re: Almost got hit by a shitter

    Quote Originally Posted by brennahm View Post
    Dude, you need to find a quiet place to sit and wait out the year...


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    Re: Almost got hit by a shitter

    I should just stick a fork in myself for the rest of 2009, im done for the year.

    Nice replies, didnt think I could laugh about it, but now I am. Good job. Nice FAIL pic too.
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    Re: Almost got hit by a shitter

    Quote Originally Posted by sugarrey View Post
    I should just stick a fork in myself for the rest of 2009, im done for the year.

    Nice replies, didnt think I could laugh about it, but now I am. Good job. Nice FAIL pic too.
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    We are the CSC. We can make you laugh about a state enforced vasectomy.
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    Re: Almost got hit by a shitter

    Sounds like Jeff needs some serious Karma repair.
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    Re: Almost got hit by a shitter

    Quote Originally Posted by McVaaahhh View Post
    Sounds like Jeff needs some serious Karma repair.
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  13. Mon Jun 15th, 2009, 04:21 PM #13
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    Re: Almost got hit by a shitter

    And it even comes in KIT form....awwww, isnt that specials. What bad is that I cant even afford it!!!
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    Re: Almost got hit by a shitter

    Boy, I bet that made ya more nervous than a dog shittin razor blades. But ya know, shit happens.
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  15. Mon Jun 15th, 2009, 08:11 PM #15
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    Re: Almost got hit by a shitter

    Buzzard, nice signature bro, change it to "your mom" though, sounds more nasty
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    Re: Almost got hit by a shitter

    Yeah, but I like younger women. Not pedifile young! Just Co-ed young.
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    Re: Almost got hit by a shitter

    Quote Originally Posted by sugarrey View Post
    It would just be my luck that after all that has happened this year that I get hit by a shitter....
    Maybe look at it as if your luck is beginning to turn around
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    Re: Almost got hit by a shitter

    Honestly and truly would have been a shitty day if the can fell on you.
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