Michael Jackson tried to sue Boyz-2-Men for false representation....He thought they were a home delivery service!
Michael Jackson tried to sue Boyz-2-Men for false representation....He thought they were a home delivery service!
lol hha i have a feeling poeple are really going to hate on you for this. i think he was a good singer tilll he wanted to be white.. then he just got all f@#ked up lol
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Well I guess they were right. Michael was born a poor black kid and died as a rich white woman!
What do Santa and Michael have in common?
Both leave little boy's rooms with empty sacks.
How do you know it is bed time at the Neverland Ranch?
The big hand touches the little hand.
Did you hear about MJ's new album he was working on?
It was titled "Don't let your son go down on me."
How did MJ get food poisoning?
He ate a 10 year old wiener.
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At least give the man a day! Geez!
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Ummmmm..... a lil to soon. Pretty tasteless if you ask me.
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Ummmmmm....The guy was a pedophile.
But he touched so many!
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No, he was an alleged pedophile. There's a difference.
He paid a family to keep their mouths shut. Yeah, I'm sure you're right. He was innocent.
Would you let your kids sleep over?
Common sense overrules reasonable doubt and hush money.
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Due to the fact that michael jackson is 99% plastic he will be melted down in to lego blocks so little kids can play with HIM for a change.
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In honor of Michael Jackson passing away Mcdonolds is introducing the MJ burger...
50 year old meat between 10 year old buns.
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MJ didn't die of a heart attack...he died of food poisoning..he ate an 8 year old weiner!
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EWWWWW dats nasty!!! lol
you guys are a bunch of assholes leaking shit...
Michael was never convicted of any crimes against children.
Michael was one of the most amazing entertainers any of you over the age of 20 would ever remember
Most of the jokes about Michael are derogatory, racist, incitement, and based on falsehoods.
He was eccentric, he grew up in a world totally different from yours.
How American of you to talk badly about him. To convict him of crimes, yourself, that the legal system saw mo merit in. I am happy you can walk around, with your head held high, because you are better than him. Your moral fiber is so strong you would never berate anyon.......wait.
RIP MJ
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Michael Jackson stopped being Michael Jackson when the 90's hit. His eccentricities made him a wholly different person than the one what we grew up loving & idolizing. At that point, to me, Michael Jackson died. All that remained afterwards was a lot of odd and largely innappropriate, if not illegal, activity. Just because he wasn't convicted of a crime doesn't make him innocent (see "OJ Simpson" ). Eccentric is one thing, but this was several steps beyond. In my mind, the "King of Pop" from the 70's & 80's was a completely different person from "Wacko Jacko" in the 90's & 2000's.
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Actually, not being convicted DOES mean you are innocent, according to the law. Let's not go there. Why do you think that the parties involved settled out of court for $$? If your child was raped, would $$ mean anything to you? I think not. Step off the bandwagon on the child molester shit. There is no proof.
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