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    How To Be Cruel To FOG's

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    Re: How To Be Cruel To FOG's









    <---looks for his glasses and hi res version of picture.

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    Re: How To Be Cruel To FOG's

    Yeah, but if I'm over 40 and can see it all, what does that mean?
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    Quote Originally Posted by gtn View Post
    Yeah, but if I'm over 40 and can see it all, what does that mean?

    Uh, you have a magnifying glass?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nick_Ninja View Post
    Uh, you have a magnifying glass?
    Nope. To quote Sash at my 45th birthday, "You're holding up really well."
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    I think he meant that it's mean to tease people who can't get it up...
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    That is classic.
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    Dammit. I blew it up to full screen and still can't see the good parts. I hate getting old.
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    I can see them all. Ya gotta squint...really HARD!
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    Re: How To Be Cruel To FOG's

    Quote Originally Posted by Nick_Ninja View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by 64BonnieLass View Post
    I can see them all. Ya gotta squeeze...really HARD!
    Wait...is that what you just said, T...I can't see real well.
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    Re: How To Be Cruel To FOG's

    That's just wrong...
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    Re: How To Be Cruel To FOG's

    Quote Originally Posted by FZRguy View Post
    That's just wrong...
    Alrighty then Mr. Morality.
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    Now where are my damn reading glasses...
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    Wait, that chic looks young enough to be my daughter.

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    Re: How To Be Cruel To FOG's

    Quote Originally Posted by Snowman View Post
    Wait, that chic looks young enough to be my daughter.
    You should schedule an appointment with an ophthalmologist buddy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nick_Ninja View Post
    You should schedule an appointment with an ophthalmologist buddy.
    And why would I want to that? It would just mess up the fantasy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snowman View Post
    And why would I want to that? It would just mess up the fantasy.
    How THAT was just wrong... (It's not cheating if it's YOUR daughter?)

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    LOL... sick.. I'm 29 and if your telling me I'll grow to fantasize about my daughters (when/if I have them), I'm going to shoot myself in the head now! Please tell me that when you say you get stiffer the older you get, you don't mean it in these pretenses! HAHA
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zuhalter Vati View Post
    How THAT was just wrong... (It's not cheating if it's YOUR daughter?)

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    I'm not a FOG yet, but I do have a bruise on my forehead from slamming into the computer screen
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    OW... my nose.
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