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    farts

    Does anyone know why some smell and others don't?
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    Re: farts

    doesn't it depend on how clean your hole is?

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    Re: farts

    Quote Originally Posted by kawasakirob View Post
    Does anyone know why some smell and others don't?
    Depends if your nose is plugged or not.
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    Re: farts

    Quote Originally Posted by kawasakirob View Post
    Does anyone know why some smell and others don't?
    b/c some come from me
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    Re: farts

    I don't know what's funnier, the items on this page or the fact that someone took the time to write them:

    http://www.heptune.com/farts.html

    At what time of day is a gentleman most likely to fart?

    A gentleman is mostly likely to fart first thing in the morning, while in the bathroom. This is known as "morning thunder," and if the gentleman gets good resonance, it can be heard throughout the household.

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    Re: farts

    Maybe More Methane???
    Methane cometh from Pig Shit...


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    Re: farts

    Quote Originally Posted by dirkterrell View Post
    I don't know what's funnier, the items on this page or the fact that someone took the time to write them:

    http://www.heptune.com/farts.html




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    Re: farts

    Quote Originally Posted by Horsman View Post
    Maybe More Methane???
    No, it's more of the sulfurous compounds like hydrogen sulfide (H2S). I worked at a DoE lab years ago on a project to remove sulfur compounds from coal gas and when the reactor had a leak, the whole site griped about it. H2S can be dangerous and even deadly in relatively modest concentrations (~100 ppm). Fortunately your nose can detect it at even tiny concentrations (a few ppb).

    We didn't study what the typical concentrations were in farts.

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    Re: farts

    Quote Originally Posted by dirkterrell View Post
    No, it's more of the sulfurous compounds like hydrogen sulfide (H2S). I worked at a DoE lab years ago on a project to remove sulfur compounds from coal gas and when the reactor had a leak, the whole site griped about it. H2S can be dangerous and even deadly in relatively modest concentrations (~100 ppm). Fortunately your nose can detect it at even tiny concentrations (a few ppb).

    We didn't study what the typical concentrations were in farts.

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    That is Cool - so you know how to take the stink out of farts???

    so when Chris farts - I can say - get your "H2S" Ass out of My Face!!!

    He always has to make it Linger...
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPLXJAWUnwI

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    Great Horseman now we get to have songs stuck in our heads every time he rips one.

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    Re: farts

    Quote Originally Posted by dirkterrell View Post
    No, it's more of the sulfurous compounds like hydrogen sulfide (H2S). I worked at a DoE lab years ago on a project to remove sulfur compounds from coal gas and when the reactor had a leak, the whole site griped about it. H2S can be dangerous and even deadly in relatively modest concentrations (~100 ppm). Fortunately your nose can detect it at even tiny concentrations (a few ppb).

    We didn't study what the typical concentrations were in farts.

    Dirk

    is ppm and ppb particles per million / billion?
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    Re: farts

    Quote Originally Posted by jopfin View Post
    is ppm and ppb particles per million / billion?
    parts per million/billion (by volume)

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    Re: farts

    Quote Originally Posted by Horsman View Post
    That is Cool - so you know how to take the stink out of farts???

    so when Chris farts - I can say - get your "H2S" Ass out of My Face!!!
    Isn't science cool?

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    I think we should use some government money and make this a pork spending project.
    Necessary research.
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    Re: farts

    Quote Originally Posted by dirkterrell View Post
    Isn't science cool?

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    Science it real cool... unless you are the test subject...
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    Re: farts

    It doesn't matter, farts are funny 'til they happen to you!

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