i went to a horriable pub last night called."Fiddles"
don't bother going there.
it's a vile inn........
i went to a horriable pub last night called."Fiddles"
don't bother going there.
it's a vile inn........
You can post jokes under the forum's Entertainment section.
Or it looks like Bueller beat me to it.
Last edited by aerofaze; Mon Mar 7th, 2011 at 12:28 PM. Reason: Bueller was 1 minute faster than me...
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Moved to the "Jokes Forum".
Chadwick
MRA #825
"You live more for five minutes going fast on a bike like that, than other people do in all of their life." - Marco Simoncelli
Originally Posted by Mother Goose
Moved to the "Jokes Forum".
joke's on you ton-up-boy!!!
Guy walks into a bar, finds a table and sits down.
"Nice tie" he hears a small voice say. "Thank you" he replies to no one in particular.
The waiter comes, takes his drink order and goes away.
"Good choice" he hears the small voice say again, then "you seem smart".
The waiter comes back with his drink places on the table and heads off. "If I didn't say it before, excellent choice on the drink" the man hears the small voice say.
Next time by the man flags down the waiter
"Excuse me" he says "but I keep hearing this small voice saying nice things to me, do you know what it is?"
"Yes" says the waiter "It's the peanuts. They're complimentary"
I don't know why but that me laugh
Guy goes into a bar, orders a drink. The inebriated man next to him says, "bet you that beer I can jump out the window and live". Sure enough the bet's on. Man jumps out of the window walks back in and downs the beer. The drunk goes to the other bar patron same bet, jumps out the window and walks back in and claims another free beer. The first guy is really curious and wanting to get his free beer back, makes the bet, jumps out the window and falls to his death. Bartender turns to the drunk and says...
"Y'know, you're really an asshole when you're drunk, Superman"
When life throws you curves, aim for the apex
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Me too.
A man walks into a bar. Then he said ouch.
Chadwick
MRA #825
"You live more for five minutes going fast on a bike like that, than other people do in all of their life." - Marco Simoncelli
A Rabbi, a lawyer and a monkey walk into a bar. Bartender goes "what is this some kind of joke"?
When life throws you curves, aim for the apex
Current stable: 09 Thruxton \ 09 FZ6S2 Sold List: 97 Ninja500R, 03 SV650K3, 01 Ducati 750Sport, 73 CB350/4, 03 F650GSA, 08 Gixxer600, 03 Gixxer600, 91 VFR750F, 09 KLX250, 06 Thruxton 900, 02 VFR800, 08 Spyder RS, 12 Street TripleR, 09 KLX250S, 16 KTMRC390, 10 F650GS
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That couldn't happen, because alcohol wouldn't effect Superman.
Chadwick
MRA #825
"You live more for five minutes going fast on a bike like that, than other people do in all of their life." - Marco Simoncelli
stop me if you've heard this one....
but,
speaking of Superman....
Superman was flying over NYC one sunny day and saw Wonder woman lying naked on a roof top and seemingly catching some rays.
Sup figured, having lightning speed and all, to dive in and get him some of that.
Bing, bang boom, done and gone.
Wonder woman jumps up and "wonders" what the hell that was and suddenly the voice of the invisible man says,
"I have no clue but my asshole is killing me
OK.... I love this one, i won't do a transcript 'cause i think the video speaks for itself. Some may have already seen this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyald5tqM8E
A buddy of mine walked up to this fine lady at the end of the bar and said "wow, I would really like to walk up to you and stick it in".
The lady looked over at him and said in response "I would rather meet a guy who could stick it in and walk up to me".
Not one to shy away, I moved my buddy out of the way and said "hi, my name is Joe".
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Man walks into a bar and says "man I was so drunk last night I blacked out"
bartender says "been there buddy"
Man says "I dont even know how I got home"
Bartender says "been there buddy"
Man says " I blew chunks all over the house"
Bartender says "Been there buddy"
Man says "you dont understand, chunks is the family dog"
Whatdja learn?
What do you call a black guy without a job?
Unemployed ya racists!
This is pretty stupid but it cracks me up....
What do you call an angry potato?
A Dick-tater! HAHAHAHA
What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen!
What do you call a man with no arms and legs in a pool? Bob!
What do you call a man with no arms and legs who rings the doorbell? Talented!
When life throws you curves, aim for the apex
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How a harelip dog barks....mark, mark, mark.
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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a leper in a hot tub? Stu.
What do you call a deaf Hell's Angel? Whatever you want, he's not gonna hear you!
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