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    This is why I fired my secretary...

    Two weeks ago was my 28th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good that morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and probably would have a present for me.

    As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone any happy birthday. I thought, well, that's wives for you, the children will remember.

    The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent..

    As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said,"Good morning, Boss. Happy Birthday". And I felt a little better that someone had remembered. I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door
    and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me."

    I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. "Let's go!" We went to lunch.

    We didn't go where we normally go; instead we went out to a private little place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.

    On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"

    I said, "No, I guess not."

    She said, "Let's go to my apartment."

    After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable"

    She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes,she came out carrying a huge birthday cake ----- followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.

    And I just sat there...

    on the couch...

    Naked...
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    Quote Originally Posted by asp_125";p="205934
    Two weeks ago was my 28th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good that morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and probably would have a present for me.

    As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone any happy birthday. I thought, well, that's wives for you, the children will remember.

    The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent..

    As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said,"Good morning, Boss. Happy Birthday". And I felt a little better that someone had remembered. I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door
    and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me."

    I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. "Let's go!" We went to lunch.

    We didn't go where we normally go; instead we went out to a private little place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.

    On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"

    I said, "No, I guess not."

    She said, "Let's go to my apartment."

    After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable"

    She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes,she came out carrying a huge birthday cake ----- followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.

    And I just sat there...

    on the couch...

    Naked...

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    That scenario is tooo realistic. Funny as shit though!!
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