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    Re: Lets have sex with a bush 10/30/11

    Quote Originally Posted by mdub View Post
    yep could of been tragic....bet it was a grt wk-out getting it back on asphalt....lucky enuff the bike did not the tree on the left...
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    Re: Lets have sex with a bush 10/30/11

    looks very similar what happened yrs ago at hawthorn road in Golden Gate. took 3 of us to get bike out...luckily enuff there was not a car coming the other way on the bend...

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    Re: Lets have sex with a bush 10/30/11

    Guys I really want to go on this (It'd be my first CSC ride), but I've got a couple questions:

    1) I don't have leather pants or boots with me, will I be stripped and beaten and left for dead in a bikini and boxers turned thong if I show up with only gloves/jacket/helmet?

    2) Will I be able to keep up? I know my bike can, but I'm not the most aggressive rider in the corners.

    3) Will speeds be sane? I already have one reminder from CSP pending.

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    Re: Lets have sex with a bush 10/30/11

    Aaron-

    Ride your own ride...don't try to ride at someone elses pace...the group will wait for you at major intersections on the route.
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    Re: Lets have sex with a bush 10/30/11

    And I am pretty sure grim doesn't give a shit what you show up wearing, at least he has mentioned that he doesn't before :P
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    Re: Lets have sex with a bush 10/30/11

    In other words I'll be left in the dust?

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    Re: Lets have sex with a bush 10/30/11

    The last guy in the group should be the "sweeper". His role is to ensure that the group stays as one and if anyone breaksdown/crashes he helps them out. The sweeper is typically a more senior/advanced rider but will keep the pace of the last/slowest rider.
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    Re: Lets have sex with a bush 10/30/11

    There probably won't be a sweeper and these guys will get away from you like you just told em your pregnant with their kid.
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    Re: Lets have sex with a bush 10/30/11

    I already have a ticket, the roads won't be awesome I do not plan to get too froggy tomorrow you will be just fine. If you want to ride come on out you are more than welcome to!



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    Re: Lets have sex with a bush 10/30/11

    I think I might actually!

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    Re: Lets have sex with a bush 10/30/11

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    I think I might actually!
    But don't scratch that nice paint job -.-
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    Re: Lets have sex with a bush 10/30/11

    Too late. THE ONE FUCKING TIME I TAILGATE SOME ASSHOLE IN THE FUCKING FAST LANE. He was passing a car, taking his sweet time doing it and I was impatient. I normally stay far behind every car just because there's so much shit on the roads.

    So anyways he runs over a semi-truck retread that had been chucked, and I ran it over. Luckily my bike was fine, just a little squirrely for a second, but it jacked up my belly pan's paint. SO now it's got a couple cracks on it underneath, luckily it's hard to tell.

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    Re: Lets have sex with a bush 10/30/11

    Just watch for possible slick spots in the shade, still lots of snow up here in Genesee / Evergreen on the grass and runoff in some corners. I'll be out riding and unable to come retrieve anyone from the bushes.. again.
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    Re: Lets have sex with a bush 10/30/11

    Temp for Morrison @ 10:00 AM: 38 degrees
    Temp for Evergreen (lower elevation then Squaw pass) @ 11:00 AM: 38 degrees

    Echo Lake (Squaw Pass) @ 11AM - 32 degrees!

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    Re: Lets have sex with a bush 10/30/11

    Bundle up don't be a pansy see you tomorrow morning!!

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    Re: Lets have sex with a bush 10/30/11

    guess clover won't ride snowmobiles either
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    Re: Lets have sex with a bush 10/30/11

    I should be there tomorrow
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    Re: Lets have sex with a bush 10/30/11

    I'm considering, all though it may not be on a bike.

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    Re: Lets have sex with a bush 10/30/11

    Quote Originally Posted by Aaron View Post
    I think I might actually!
    Youll be fine. Its the clubs duty to help mentor new riders. Besides I think the wife is going to ride her Harley tomorrow so I may be volunteering for sweep.
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    Re: Lets have sex with a bush 10/30/11

    How dare you run my thread off topic and turn it into a for sale ad!!!

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    Re: Lets have sex with a bush 10/30/11

    66 F at IMI today

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    Re: Lets have sex with a bush 10/30/11

    Wow that pic of the tree shows that that was a close call.....phew Safe ridin out there people.

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    Re: Lets have sex with a bush 10/30/11

    At beu joes in Idaho springs, if you want to go on squaw pass by all means go for it but be advised be prepared to ride in snow, ice and gravel!!! Slow speeds no cars and an epic fucking ride. This video is going be very interesting to say at the very least.

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    Re: Lets have sex with a bush 10/30/11

    Awesome fucking ride today guys I shall have a video up tonight....ohhh the laughs we will have.

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