What the heck! I got an AARP card in the mail.....Am I really there?
Do I jump for joy at having made it this far?... Is it my first notice of impending death? Do I go hogwild and do a bunch of dumb stuff?
AARP isnt for me...it's for my parents....
Does it stand for Armed and Really Pissed?
Nope....I choose to chuck it! No way and no how am I going to actually use it.
I'm depressed.......