So lets talk about your accidents and lets see some cool scars.
I will post a picture as soon as im done getting my second dot physical.
Basically i will start off with my best scar. I was 21 very heavy into riding dirt bikes. For fun at home living on a acre we had a swe 50 track. And yes we drank while doing this. Well one day i got a little wasted and was hitting the rhythm section and as i came out and made the left turn next to the back side of the garage i washed out in sand. Normally no big deal but i was drunk. I ended up puting my arm through a window and cutting the holy hell out of mself.
Well normally falling over drunk isnt how i am but i guess today it was. I didnt cut the palm of my hand or my forearm at all. Problem was i pulled a drunking stumble and when i put my arm out to balance myself it went through a window and i fell. It was this falling motion that got me. So here i am i see blood on glass amd im looking all over my hand for cuts. Nothing. I start to walk away and i have this strange feeling. At first im like yeah im a bad ass. Fuck you glass. But then i feel it. Its like im standing in a warm shower with water running through my hand. At this point im like fuck i dont think duct tape and super glue is going to take care of this one. So here i am with my drunk buddies bleeding everywhere waiting for a ride. I have the good fortune of having a step father who is a emt. Next thing i know him and i are arguing about getting into his suv. I wont do it because im bleeding everywhere and hes yelling at me to get in the car. It was awesome. So him and i are in the back of the car my moms driving my drunk buddy is yelling at me and all i want to do is go to xgames the next month. Not to perform or anything just to go.
Well while im going off on this drunkin rant. About xgames and how cool it would be my step father is focused on keeping me still because he is using his finger to stop the bleeding from my artery.
So here we are in the hospital buddy covered in blood. Im covered in blood. Basically we are all looking fresh from a texas chainsaw movie. Finally with all the blood loss and the fact of being drunk im starting not to feel so hot. The worry of whats going on with all the frantic people running around i decide its time for a change in scenery. I decide its time to leave. Well i dont make far. Far as in i sat up and was slammed back down by a male nurse. This sets off drunk asshole. Im like bro wtf i just want to go watch the xgames. Why you got to get all crazy? He doesnt even respond. This sets me off to full drunk dick mode. Now im trying to fight this guy. This is whenbi notice i cant move my hand. I start looking at my hand frozen in this strange lke half seized weird pose. Now im like wtf is wrong with my hand!!!! Let me out of here!!! Yeah drunk asshile shit.
So they finally get me to the operating room and move me to the meet table. Well when this happens my arm falls off the table and i cant pick it up. It hurts like hell. Like someone is putting a fire poker into it. I start screaming my arm for the love of god my arm!! The doctor looks at me and calls me a baby. He thinks im freaking out about the needle they just put in me. Im like no asshole the other arm. I cant move it. It feels like a hot poker is in there. He says nurse please help him. She lifts my arm up and instant peace.
Next thing i know im waking up in a room high as hell hungry hung over and thirsty as hell. It was a hell of a night. Lol.
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