Does anyone know why some smell and others don't?
Does anyone know why some smell and others don't?
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doesn't it depend on how clean your hole is?
I don't know what's funnier, the items on this page or the fact that someone took the time to write them:
http://www.heptune.com/farts.html
At what time of day is a gentleman most likely to fart?
A gentleman is mostly likely to fart first thing in the morning, while in the bathroom. This is known as "morning thunder," and if the gentleman gets good resonance, it can be heard throughout the household.
Dirk
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Maybe More Methane???
Methane cometh from Pig Shit...
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No, it's more of the sulfurous compounds like hydrogen sulfide (H2S). I worked at a DoE lab years ago on a project to remove sulfur compounds from coal gas and when the reactor had a leak, the whole site griped about it. H2S can be dangerous and even deadly in relatively modest concentrations (~100 ppm). Fortunately your nose can detect it at even tiny concentrations (a few ppb).
We didn't study what the typical concentrations were in farts.
Dirk
Formerly MRA #211 - High Precision Racing
"A strict observance of the written laws is doubtless one of the high duties of a good citizen, but it is not the highest. The laws of necessity, of self- preservation, of saving our country when in danger, are of higher obligation. To lose our country by a scrupulous adherence to written law would be to lose the law itself, with life, liberty, property, and all those who are enjoying them with us; thus absurdly sacrificing the end to the means."
--Thomas Jefferson
That is Cool - so you know how to take the stink out of farts???
so when Chris farts - I can say - get your "H2S" Ass out of My Face!!!
He always has to make it Linger...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPLXJAWUnwI
Great Horseman now we get to have songs stuck in our heads every time he rips one.
Formerly MRA #211 - High Precision Racing
"A strict observance of the written laws is doubtless one of the high duties of a good citizen, but it is not the highest. The laws of necessity, of self- preservation, of saving our country when in danger, are of higher obligation. To lose our country by a scrupulous adherence to written law would be to lose the law itself, with life, liberty, property, and all those who are enjoying them with us; thus absurdly sacrificing the end to the means."
--Thomas Jefferson
Formerly MRA #211 - High Precision Racing
"A strict observance of the written laws is doubtless one of the high duties of a good citizen, but it is not the highest. The laws of necessity, of self- preservation, of saving our country when in danger, are of higher obligation. To lose our country by a scrupulous adherence to written law would be to lose the law itself, with life, liberty, property, and all those who are enjoying them with us; thus absurdly sacrificing the end to the means."
--Thomas Jefferson
I think we should use some government money and make this a pork spending project.
Necessary research.
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lunatic.....douche....limited.....nut-case...."
oh...and from PMs "dumb broad".
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It doesn't matter, farts are funny 'til they happen to you!