How to pick up chicks?

[Vellos]

On a sportbike.

Advice?

[neh]

Don't do this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jI7gk9GnGiQ

[CaneZach]

All I do is take off my helmet and they're instantly repulsed, so I have no idea what to tell you.

[houdini]

Lol. Well Vellos considering you are in Boulder I think your pretty much screwed ! My advice would be either somehow attach a Bong to the bike, paint it tye dye, and slap some Phish stickers all over it...or go to the Bus stop (but i would advise going after 10pm when the "B" team gets off)

[cptschlongenheimer]

Chicks are expensive. You keep one around long enough and you're gonna have to buy her jewelry or a motorcycle or something...
all kidding aside, if self-help books work for you... search: david d'angelo, double your dating
Some drivel, but teaches you to look at dating from a new paradigm.

[BushyAR15]

Club them and strap them down on the pillion!

[Vellos]

all kidding aside, if self-help books work for you...

[MetaLord 9]

Get a winning personality, charm, and wit. Workout. Get some confidence. Don't be a douche. Show up on a sportbike.

[cptschlongenheimer]

I'm not ashamed to admit I used to have no clue how to talk to women until I educated myself a little... now I just need to figure out how to shut them up...

[Sean]

If you see them glancing at the bike, just ask if they want a ride. Chances are, they do. Take them up Boulder Canyon and scare the panties off of them.

Get a winning personality, charm, and wit. Workout. Get some confidence. Don't be a douche. Show up on a sportbike.

That only works for me.

[MetaLord 9]

That only works for me.

True.

The rest of us use chloroform and a large camping backpack.

/itputsthelotiononitsskin

[BC14]

All I do is take off my helmet and they're instantly repulsed, so I have no idea what to tell you.

+1

[Swift]

Whip out your junk.

[CaneZach]

True.

The rest of us use chloroform and a large camping backpack.

/itputsthelotiononitsskin

Dude, stop jacking my swag! That's the only way for someone like me to pick up the ladies.

/itrubsthelotiononitsskinorelseitgetsthehoseagain
//putthefuckinglotioninthebasket

[Snowman]

What happened to the good ol days when you would just go up to her father and trade her for some goats. Things were so much easier then...

[asp_125]

You need to work out, have some tats, and a badass italian motorcycle..
http://www.cosportbikeclub.org/forum...ight=eurotrash

[Zach929rr]

You got to be alpha brah.

[aerofaze]

Get a winning personality, charm, and wit. Workout. Get some confidence. Don't be a douche. Show up on a sportbike.

Yes, when she checks out your sportbike, make eye contact with her!!! Plus, confidence in a guy is very important (but don't mistake that for arrogance). A guy who is self-assured, yet humble, does it for me.

I must also mention this cliche: a sense of humor goes a long way- just be sure it's not mean-spirited (a major turnoff).

[Mother Goose]

Be yourself, if they don't like it, on to the next. Don't change who you already are just to get a girl, they aren't worth it if you have to do that.

[TinkerinWstuff]

[Mother Goose]

Is this what came up while you were Googling for cock?

[TinkerinWstuff]

wear cowboy boots

[Vellos]

Be yourself, if they don't like it,

they gets the hose again.

[McVaaahhh]

You gotta roll up wearing shorts, sandals and no shirt with your lid strapped to the tail of the bike. Make sure you talk all about yourself and how fast you are on that thing. Bounce it off the rev-limiter every chance you get too, that really gets 'em going.