Police want your $$

[Sean]

Warning, LOTS of cops sitting on 36 westbound into Boulder. I saw 3 on my commute in. It's the end of the month, time to collect that $$.

A bike cop radared me doing at least 15 over, but let me go. I think he was just shocked that a KLR could do 15 over on the interstate!

[Devaclis]

Sheeeet, that six-fiddy can easily do 100 MPH. The thing that slows them down are the tree-hundo and fiddy pound riders.

[asp_125]

Prolly thought his radar was miscalibrated.

[Sean]

Sheeeet, that six-fiddy can easily do 100 MPH. The thing that slows them down are the tree-hundo and fiddy pound riders.

I've had it up to 93 and I think that's as far as I'm willing to push it. Let's just say it didn't feel real stable.

Prolly thought his radar was miscalibrated.

No doubt. I just don't think he wanted to get his fat ass back on the bike and chase me. The cop just gave me the stink eye as I rode by, making sure that I knew, that he knew, that I was speeding. Which I already knew. Still, a cool move on his part.

[Foolds]

Denver has been out on the 20th street bridge clocking I-25 with as many as 11 cars by my count one morning. They were up there 3 days in a row last week and atleast one afternoon.

Watch your speeds out there

[asp_125]

month end quotas

[Aracheon]

By that same token, I've seen at least 3 times now, Thornton cops lining the offramps of 136th at I-25 in both directions, with cops hiding in the alcoves on top of the bridge, shooting radar and calling down to the waiting officers. I always see this in the afternoons around 5:30.

[Sean]

Since we are getting some other updates on different locations, I edited the title.

Good info to know guys. I'm guessing we'll see Johnny Law in full force up until Thursday.

[asp_125]

Saw that last thursday on the I-70 overpass by the Buffalo Bill exit near Evergreen. Explorer running radar on the bridge, two cruisers in the truck pullout eastbound in the morning, and westbound in the afternoon. Phuckers.

[cptschlongenheimer]

I wanna thank the anonymous rider that saved me from a hefty ticket on 36 last week.

I was hauling ass EB in the HOV, when a WB rider showed a head tap that warned me of the two Westminster bike cops sitting just on the other side of the hill before Federal.

They've been there a few more times in the week since too.

[King Nothing]

Hammer Down.

[Devaclis]

(Yeah, breaker one-nine, this here's the Rubber Duck,
you got a copy on me Pigpen? C'mon.)
(Ah yeah, ten-four Pigpen, for sure, for sure.
By golly it's clean clear to Flagtown. C'mon.)
(Yeah, that's a big ten-four there Pigpen. Yeah, we definitely got the
front door good buddy. Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a convoy)

It was the dark of the moon on the sixth of June
In a Kenworth pullin logs
Cab over Pete with a reefer on
And a Jimmy haulin hogs
We's headed for bear on eye-one-oh
About a mile outta Shakeytown
I says Pigpen, this here's the Rubber Duck
And I'm about to put the hammer down

Coz we got a little convoy rockin' thru the night
Yeah we got a little convoy aint she a beautiful sight
Come on and join our convoy aint nothin' gonna get in our way
We gonna roll this truckin' convoy 'cross the USA
Convoy

(Ah, breaker,
Pigpen this here's the Duck and you wanna back off on them hogs?)
(Ah, ten-four, about five mile or so)
(Ten roger, them hogs is gettin' IN-tense up here)

By the time we got into Tulsa town we had 85 trucks in all
But they's a roadblock up on the cloverleaf
And them bears 's wall to wall
Yeah them smokeys 's thick as bugs on a bumper
They even had a bear in the air
I says Callin' all trucks, this here's the Duck
We about to go a-huntin' bear

Coz we got a great big convoy rockin' thru the night
Yeah we got a great big convoy aint she a beautiful sight
Come on and join our convoy aint nothin' gonna get in our way
We gonna roll this truckin' convoy across the USA
Convoy

(Ah, you want to give me a ten-nine on that Pigpen?)
(Ah, negatory Pigpen, you're still too close.
Yeah them hogs is startin' to close up my sinuses.
Mercy's sakes you better back off another ten)

Well we rolled up Interstate Forty-Four
Like a rocket sled on rails
We tore up all of our swindle sheets
And left 'em sittin' on the scales
By the time we hit that Shi town
Them bears was a-gettin' smart
They bought up some reinforcements
From the Illinois National Guard

There's armoured cars and tanks and jeeps
And rigs of every size
Yeah them chicken coops was full of bears
And choppers filled the skies
Well we shot the line
We went for broke
With a thousand screaming trucks
And eleven longhaired friends of Jesus
In a chartreuse microbus

(Ah, Rubber Duck, this is Sodbuster. C'mon here?)
(Yeah, ten-four Sodbuster.
Listen, ya wanna put that microbus in behind that suicide jockey?)
(Yeah he's haulin' dynamite and he needs all the help he can get)

Well we laid a strip for the Jersey shore
Prepared to cross the line
I could see the bridge was lined with bears
But I didn't have a doggone dime
I says Pigpen this here's the Rubber Duck
We just aint gonna pay no toll
So we crashed the gate doin' ninety-eight
I says Let them truckers roll, ten-four

Coz we got a mighty convoy rockin' thru the night
Yeah we got a mighty convoy aint she a beautiful sight
Come on and join our convoy aint nothin' gonna get in our way
We gonna roll this truckin' convoy across the USA
Convoy

(Ah, ten-four Pigpen. What's your twenty? OMAHA?
Well they oughta know what to do with them hogs out there, for sure.
Well mercy sakes good buddy, we gonna back on outta here,
So keep your thumbs off your glass and the bears off your ......tail.
We'll catch you on the flip-flop.
This here's the Rubber Duck on the side. We gone. bye bye.)

[Zach929rr]

If an ex500 can do 163, then a KLR can do 15 over.

[Sleev]

Broadway and Bellview(ish) there's speed trap every other day around 9 am

[Ricky]

The only thing cops are good at, is generating revenue and beating people up.

The most common place I see em is on the pedestrian bridge north of 104th Ave on I25. Ridiculous.

[MetaLord 9]

If an ex500 can do 163

wut?

[Aracheon]

@Dana: Boxcar Willie FTW

[TFOGGuys]

Yeah...because hiding in the weed with a laser is AAAAALLLLL about safety....


On a happier note, I got pulled over for 32 over by Aurora about 4 weeks ago, and managed to walk away without a nasty ticket....

[TFOGGuys]

@Dana: Boxcar Willie FTW

Actually CW McCall....

[eg bter]

Yah they do. Northglen wants $190 for not coming to a complete stop at a stop sign.

[Aphrodite]

wut?

Will got accused of doing that on his silver ex500 that is when I decided to sell mine for a slower bike.

[Aphrodite]

Yah they do. Northglen wants $190 for not coming to a complete stop at a stop sign.

I heard about that then they make you call for the bad news?

[Survivalism]

and I hope everybody heard that Denver City Council is voting to raise the fine$ on 5-9mph over from $40 to $75...so of course that means they'll be enforcing that one soon....

Oh man thats horrible news.. that could end up being a real headache.

[TFOGGuys]

But they won't enforce the Left Lane Law when some jackass in a septic tank pump truck is going 40 mph in the left lane and backing up traffic for miles.....