Does anyone else have to deal with horrible smells working in an office setting? We have a relatively small office with about 10 employees and it seems every other day there is a horrid smell wafting throughout the place.
Just now, it smells like someone unzippered their colon and soaked it in airfreshener. The whole place stinks...
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yeah one of the guys here at the office is doing P90X and has been bringing in some nasty smelling meals...esp fish.
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We have a lot of laborers that bring in meals from home to microwave. Each by itself isn't too bad...but cook them all at once and watch out.
My personal pet peeve is the women who wear WAY too much perfume. Good god.
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LOL, this is only funny, cause I work with a guy that you can his breath across the meeting table. Disgusting!!!
That is really irratating
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My office often smells of stale gasoline and carb cleaner...especially in the spring.
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One of the guilty parties here works in an office by the front door. Everyone who walks in and out is subject to olfactory torture and abuse.
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Dude, my boss will come in on occasion and I can smell him when he's outside my office talking to me. A good 8 feet from him to me. Otherwise, I'm lucky to have non-smelly people.
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I occasionally fumigate my own cube with a tactical strike ass bomb, but no other people smells that I can report. Why is this a thread?
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I have to put up with swamp ass on the chairs every time I go relive someone for their breaks.
Oh yeah. Every day. It's been bad enough lately that I have had to leave early because I couldn't stand it. I'm about to detonate an industrial sized Febreeze bomb in that place.
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Thankfully the office I work out of is mostly staffed by our sales teams. They're always dressed well, and have expensive tastes in "product", so nobody that I can think of is daily offender. We have a couple admins that are like surrogate mothers in terms of keeping the kitchen in order, so the fridge and dishes are never a problem. So yeah... I guess I'm pretty fortunate of our collective hygiene and cleanliness habits.
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Leave a stick of deodorant on her desk maybe she will get the hint.
I have to remember to give my mouth a blast of freshener more often than most. Damn English teeth!
that... or launch a hostile workplace and discrimination lawsuit...
I still have a couple of bags of Bacon Pop microwave popcorn. That stuff has an awful stench! I'm saving it for when I leave this place.
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