well there's this piece of string and he's having an awfull day.....
so he walks into a bar for a desperately needed beer goes upto the bar and says bartended gimme a budwieser !
the bartender looks at the piece of string with amazement and confusion He replies I cant serve you here your a piece of string !
Sooo the piece of string leaves even more upset and unaccepted
he storms out not watching where he was going unaware of the semi truck heading his way ! Blammmm !
now he's all tangled up twisted and fraid at the ends.......
he marches right back into that bar and demands a BEER !!
the bartender says arent you the piece of string that was just in here ?
The string replies "NO im a fraid not"

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